The Guv'nor
Feb 17 2003, 1:22 pm
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From: "The Guv'nor"
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 06:15:48 CST
Local: Mon, Feb 17 2003 1:15 pm
Subject: Re: An observation
"Daze" wrote:
"Heh, I keep thinking about the idea of my client base learning about
my interests...from where I stand, you are one brave person...or,
work/live in a community that's not as stuffy as mine."
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And a widespread community! For the last couple of years, most of my one on
one consultancies, or those signed up for the information service are conducted online. These days any new business is largely word of mouth so often new clients are forewarned!
In addtion, it is a strange thing about online work, clients invariably end up as friends. For some reason the relationship develops quicker and deeper than conventional onsite or phone consultancies.
Also a few short term consultancy clients have been generated through spanking newsgroups, although if it is something straightforward, I normally don't charge.
As for my Aussie on site clients, I have two long term "one on one" clients
and they have known for some time. It is hard for those overseas to understand the local environment; although Sydney is a large city it is like a small village. Everyone seems to know someone.
I have even been recognised as "The Guv'nor" in my own small suburb!
Mike
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whole lot more to ensure a realistic experience!
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More options Feb 19 2003, 6:35 am
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From: "The Guv'nor" <newperspecti...@iprimus.com.au>
Date: Wed, 19 Feb 2003 00:32:16 CST
Local: Wed, Feb 19 2003 6:32 am
Subject: All Time Favorite Spanking Pics
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Oops, nearly posted this to a non topic group, that would have been interesting.
What is your favourite (my spell checker will try to alter that word to Aussie English) of all time? Has your fave remained constant over an extended period of time or does it change like a Number 1 record in the charts.
At the moment I have a new fave - courtesy of the people at APBES. It is a small black and white picture set in what I would describe as "an old farmhouse setting" complete with white stone walls.
Two girls are bent over stools, knickers down. The "father" is sitting down reading a newspaper and the "mother" pottering around with something on what looks like a kitchen range....
Housework, cleaning etc. in return for an adopted aunty.NO Sex or slavery.I'm looking for a GENUINE aunty.Mature age preferred.
I am a 42 yr old male from Sydney, Australia, who occasionally lacks self discipline, is looking for an old fashioned aunty, kind but firm, to give me guidance, discipline and if necessary - appropraite correction. I'm very good at housework and find the dsicipline good for me.
References available from a highly reputable catholic order for I have performed voluntary work for 8 years.
As you know, I have been away for a few days. After the days business I did manage to find the time to relax, so one evening I found myself walking along a moonlit beach contemplating issues such as, "Where am I going with my life?" "What have I achieved so far" "How can I develop as a person" and "Does the Paradise Pleasure House take Visa?".
It was then that I spied an object on the beach (no, it didn't have a little tube and a pointy bit on the end). I looked at it closely. Handle, spout, lid. What could it be I asked myself.
I wondered if there were any markings or inscriptions that may help, and sure enough on the bottom of this object was written, "Genie Lamp. Gold Plated. Serial No 274524. Tested By 2375. Product of Arabia. Use by 2025. Distributed by Jean Genie Corporation, Railway Terrace, Sydney, Australia. Contains no added preservatives"
It seemed a little grubby, so I gave it a quick rub. I was startled by a puff of smoke and a huge, suntanned man suddenly appearing before me
"G'day mate, how's it going?" He asked. "Fine" I replied. "Well" he said, "Your day is about to get even better. I am Bruce, The Spanking Genie and today my old son, is your lucky day.
I have been cooped up in this lamp for...oh let me see now, must be about 200 hundred years. No - I tell a lie, more like 250, doesn't time fly these days? Anyway, I am under instructions from Head Office to offer you not one, not two, but three wishes. Not only that, but if you order your wishes in the next five minutes, I will throw in a free set of steak knives, a pocket calculator and a copy of Rolf Harris's Greatest Hits. Can't say fairer than that can I? Who else would give you three wishes?"
I was tempted to say Cindy at the Paradise Pleasure House, but I decided not to.
"Ok" I said, I will start by having a huge amount of money put in my bank account, a car phone, and a Ferrari to put it in".
The Genie shook his head.
"That's all very well and good, and all nice to have I'm sure, but as you may recall, I am the Spanking Genie. Now 'scuse me if I am stating the bleeding obvious, but to my mind that implies that I specialise in wishes relating to spanking. It's all pretty simple when you think about it"
He was right of course, I should have realised. I set my mind to thinking about my three wishes.
"First of all, I want a 1940's type house complete with parlour. It should have a fireplace, a clock on the mantelpiece, floral curtains, and patterned wallpaper."
As I spoke The Genie listened intently.
"Know just what you mean and very nice too if I might say so. I can offer you our "Mrs Miniver House" or I can do a "Meet The Hubbards" very popular you know."
I will take the Mrs Miniver please" I replied.
"Course, you will want a lady of the house to spank wont you. Let's see what I've got. Ah yes, Greer Garson Deluxe Model, one of our more popular models. Then we have a Phylis Calvert Edition in a nice blue dress with Empire neckline; a nice little Jean Kent in an apron and kitchen gloves.
We also do a specialised line in imports such as any of the Andrews Sisters, and a Myrna Loy Special who takes your hat and says, Did You Have A Good Day Dear. Course, you didn't have a good day did you, and she knows why doesnt she - it's written all over face. You throw the bill from the dress shop on the table, roll up your sleeve and tell her that you have something to say about it."
I thought for a while and decided on Greer Garson.
"Wise choice. Don't think you'll be disappointed" he assured me.
"Be ready for you Thursday.
Now then, all we have to do is fix you up with some implements and Bob's your uncle. How about a belt Sir? Nice black leather one, about two inches wide. Then we have Dads Slipper, Mums Bedroom Slipper, a Feather Duster or a Hairbrush - we will even throw in a dressing table to put it on for added realism. Oh, almost forgot - forget me head if it wasn't screwed on, an old wooden ruler."
I found it hard to decide.
"Any chance of having two implements?" I enquired meekly. He shook his head and made strange "tssssk" like noises.
"Tsssk. Not our usual policy I'm afraid Sir. More than my jobs worth."
I told him I understood, apologised for disturbing him and told him I would be more than happy to put him back in the lamp. He thought about this for a second, then replied,
"Tell you what, seeing you seem a decent sort of bloke, I will let you have Dads Slipper and the Wooden ruler. Can't say fairer than that can I.?"
He then asked me for my second wish.
"I really would like a Ferrari" I told him.
"Sorry Sir, no can do. Spanking related only I'm afraid"
"OK. I would like to spank a beautiful lady"
He smiled,
"Thats more like it. No problem at all Sir. Now in what sort of situation would you like the spanking to take place?"
"Can I choose any sort of environment?" He smiled broadly.
"Anything you like Sir. Just name it. Now then what it will be; woodshed, living room, kitchen, schoolroom?"
I shook my head.
"None of those"
He looked puzzled.
"I want to spank her in a garage"
"Your wish is my command Sir."
"Bent over the bonnet of a Ferrari".
I now have two questions for you.
(1) What do you think my third wish was (2) What three wishes would YOU choose
Mike
1. That you let your momma out of the attic
2. That you would get stranded on a desert island with no gum tree paddles
3. That you get some therapy
