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"Now sweet child, stand before me so I may continue to undress you. You remember being tied to the ladder, as I took the riding whip to you, to break you like a wild horse. I admit, for a while I am tempted, but my manhood can wait no longer." Mike Hitchen 5 February, 2000
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To be willing to march into Hell
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How Mike Hitchen motivates himself
I used to motivate myself by imaging that someone was "pushing" me. Of course, this person was not only female, but also very attractive. Some times I would smack myself on the bum, (acting as a sort of proxy but with nowhere near the same sense of satisfaction!) and chide myself. This ficticious mentor had a distinct personality, (am I beginning to sound wierd!) not too rough, but not too pleasant either.
Mike Hitchen, September 4, 2002
Mike Hitchen, September 4, 2002
Hitchen reference links
- Dear Minister For Consumer Affairs, I have a suggestion to make.
- Slut - story by Hitchen
- Battle of the Blogs
- The green dinosaur
- The 'Original' Bare Buns Fun Run 5K
- Hitchen joins pro McCann board
- Mike Hitchen Consulting
- Maggot's desperate plea to fellow spankers dated 1 march 2008
- How I organise my pervy pics
- How I motivate myself
- When I put a plan in action it always succeeds
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8 comments:
Definitely sexually inadequate.
Nearly 30 years later the nickname has still not ceased to relevant. Oh well, can't win 'em all.
In his wildest dreams Hitchen will never ever be a MAN.
I doubt he has any bullets to fire unless his bottom is spanked or he can spank some other male/females bottom....all hot air and wind, or should I say all bullets with no ammunition? I think he is still celebate.
So vile and ugly that he's not even in with a chance of a sympathy shag.
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So vile and ugly that he's not even in with a chance of a sympathy shag.
27 March 2008 17:30
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Oh i don't know! theres always Isabel and Mariana.
LOL, can't you just see the three of them, all so ugly that they have to wear paper bags on their heads before they engage in their pervy threesomes
"Being my birthday, I thought to meself "Here we go, here we go-ooooh" and my nickname "The Nearly Man" would cease to be relevant!"
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You dated a blind girl? awe, how sweet!
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