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"Now sweet child, stand before me so I may continue to undress you. You remember being tied to the ladder, as I took the riding whip to you, to break you like a wild horse. I admit, for a while I am tempted, but my manhood can wait no longer." Mike Hitchen 5 February, 2000
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How Mike Hitchen motivates himself
I used to motivate myself by imaging that someone was "pushing" me. Of course, this person was not only female, but also very attractive. Some times I would smack myself on the bum, (acting as a sort of proxy but with nowhere near the same sense of satisfaction!) and chide myself. This ficticious mentor had a distinct personality, (am I beginning to sound wierd!) not too rough, but not too pleasant either.
Mike Hitchen, September 4, 2002
Mike Hitchen, September 4, 2002
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- Slut - story by Hitchen
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- The 'Original' Bare Buns Fun Run 5K
- Hitchen joins pro McCann board
- Mike Hitchen Consulting
- Maggot's desperate plea to fellow spankers dated 1 march 2008
- How I organise my pervy pics
- How I motivate myself
- When I put a plan in action it always succeeds
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6 comments:
The only thing he consults in is Spanking school girls.
"How did I come to be a business consultant?"... when I used to do the dishes.
Years ago, I used to know a lady and sometimes did work for her. One time I was dishes and she came in and asked why I hadn't finished. My response was completly natural, and so was hers! My shorts were whipped down and a series of very hard smacks and a clip across the ear followed!
Mike
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New Perspectives
April 30 2002
http://tinyurl.com/3dwzr2
It was 1977, and it the last time I obtained a job I actually applied for and passed the interview... since 1977, I have failed every interview I attended.
He even failed the interview for his own job, a job he had held down for two years!!
He then got a temp job:
it involved filling envelopes with promotional material for a forthcoming seminar and was supposed to last one day
but they were disorganised so he suggested a few improvements
What like Maggot? Like keeping your envelopes nice and tidy with the flaps all pointing in the same direction so they're easier to stuff?
Then he started "New Perspectives."
The reason I chose that name was because after I had finished chemotherapy, I viewed life with a new perspective.
Sorry, but does that company not already exist in Sydney with a different person, but the same NP name?? The REAL New Perspectives Business Coaching
Last May, I decided it was time for a change, so I changed to Mike Hitchen Consulting. The title of my blog, "i On Global Trends", was Mel's idea. Mel is my American fiancee - a beautiful lady who I met online through my business.
That would be the spankity-spank business. But we all know the story of Woolongong Mel is not exactly the way he likes to tell it.
While we're at it, I wonder if the New Perspectives mentioned above knows that Hitchen is dirtying their name by association. I'm sure they wouldn't be too pleased he's leeching off the back of them.
Maggot, you're a leech!
Hey Maggot! Do you feel the need to scrub yourself clean, over and over again, after a session online?
as I have written many times, he is NO business consultant - he's unqualified. He's not qualified at anything is he? well, apart from self nominated awards - the silly little toerag.
Does this really look like an office where Mike Hitchen runs two successful businesses?
It looks more like a perverts den and he clears up after every session to hide the evidence...just in case momma finds anything.
It make me wonder what lurks on that computer.
Well, we know some of what lurks on there don't we?
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