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"Now sweet child, stand before me so I may continue to undress you. You remember being tied to the ladder, as I took the riding whip to you, to break you like a wild horse. I admit, for a while I am tempted, but my manhood can wait no longer." Mike Hitchen 5 February, 2000
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How Mike Hitchen motivates himself
I used to motivate myself by imaging that someone was "pushing" me. Of course, this person was not only female, but also very attractive. Some times I would smack myself on the bum, (acting as a sort of proxy but with nowhere near the same sense of satisfaction!) and chide myself. This ficticious mentor had a distinct personality, (am I beginning to sound wierd!) not too rough, but not too pleasant either.
Mike Hitchen, September 4, 2002
Mike Hitchen, September 4, 2002
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- Mike Hitchen Consulting
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- When I put a plan in action it always succeeds
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8 comments:
I am lost for words this is just awful.
And as for Marianna! What a devious cow she is.
I am lost for words too, mainly over Maggot's modesty. If people in power can't sort the grubs out then he (as a mere paste and post blogger) never will - but oh, his ego knows no bounds!
Clarence has all his emails, comments, posts and links so I am sure he is following this and I pray that soon Hitchen will be sued for a lot of money. Scum Maggot does not have Madeleine at heart at all. His interest is only in jumping onto a money making band waggon.
And he had the nerve to call GM arrogant!
Thanks for the links Mike. Great opportunity to record for posterity how some paste and post bloggers jump on the bandwaggon to try and get a name for themselves and $6 from everyone. Must submit your crap posts to them. Cheers mate for all your help.
Why is he still obsessing about the McCanns? I think he already had his 15 minutes of 'fame' and it wasn't even 15 minutes.
his arrogance is incredible but he's stuffing it to the mccanns. thought you would have like that, not scorned it. if you had not decided hitchen is the devil then you'd be appluading this action for what it is. but cos it came from him you decide i'ts a bad thing.
He isn't 'stuffing it to the Mccanns'. He's just digging a hole for himself.
If there were Hitchen supporters in the past who would have applauded tactics like this I think they have seen enough now to realise what a stupid, pointless load of spam such stuff is. The McCanna innocence or guilt will be established by the proper authorities, not a spanky nutter with an email address.
The proper authoritioes also need to look at Hitchen, and ask him a few awkward questions.
Mike Maggot This is your Life
My Favourite Photo is a small black and white picture set in what I would describe as "an old farmhouse setting" complete with white stone walls. Two girls are bent over stools, knickers down. The "father" is sitting down reading a newspaper and the "mother" pottering around with something on what looks like a kitchen range.
I wish I was born a girl, it would suit my squeaky voice much better and I would be able to pee sitting down in public instead of only being able to do it at home.
I really fancy boys but I am a virgin. I get very frustrated sexually because I have never been able to have an erection as some of my sexual organs are female.
I like to pretend I am popular but everyone is laughing at me, this makes me much more angrier than if people hated me, hate I can deal with, redicule I cannot.
I am so jealous of TFA, I would love to have a family like his. gorgeous wife, brand new bonny baby, a world wide successful blog that everyone enjoys reading, a place to call home, a roller coaster past and a wonderful bright future. Me, I never had and never will have an exciting day, a funny day, a sad day, a heartbreaking day, a happy day. No, all my days are the same, all boring. Oh I wish I was Tfa.
I wish I could write like Jkh, I was going to write a book, but the posters who I stole scripts from realised what I was doing and forbid me to use their work, so that's out the window now. I don't know what to do, I have only ever copied and pasted, I wouldn't know where to begin with writing something of my own. I can't even drive never mind instruct like that sexy Jkh can do. She is so talented.
I hate my mother with a passion. She is a bitch who wouldn't let my other self stay with me. It is her fault I am alone with me and me and me and it's her fault that I lost the other me. It's her fault my father died a broken man, that's if he is my father at all, my mother had a bit of a reputation in her day.
I love to wear navy blue knickers and a school uniform. Then I write a note for my mama telling her I need a good spanking on my bottom and I hide it in the laundry basket for her to find. Mama loves to spank me.
I'm glad I never had cancer, though I did tell some people I had a tumor removed from my face, I only did this to get some friends 'cause no one likes me. I really thought they would believe me.
Some day when I am a big girl I am going to be able to write a blog all on my own, without having to steal everyone elses work.
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