"Good morning. Rise and shine" I open my eyes and stretch. "
Good morning Sir, how are you today?" I ask.
"I am well thank you,, now come along get a move on." I get out of bed and open my underwear drawer. My hand lingers a fraction too long on a pair of black lacey knickers.
"Don't even think of it, if you know what's good for you" I pick the pink ones with blue flowers instead. My whole day will be monitored and controlled.
Some may think I am crazy, he is just a voice. I too sometimes think that, but then I think of Mary and Judy and many others. They have "live" men in the lives, but in reality they too are nothing more than just voices. My man does not lack soul or feeling. His presence may not be physical, but he provides me with the warmth and guidance I need. Yes, I know he may one day find another and that is a chance I must take, the same as I would in real life.
No doubt one day my feelings will change, but for now I say, "Do I really have to eat breakfast Sir"
Mike
Mike Hitchen 30 May 2001 (click link for full story)
Good morning Sir, how are you today?" I ask.
"I am well thank you,, now come along get a move on." I get out of bed and open my underwear drawer. My hand lingers a fraction too long on a pair of black lacey knickers.
"Don't even think of it, if you know what's good for you" I pick the pink ones with blue flowers instead. My whole day will be monitored and controlled.
Some may think I am crazy, he is just a voice. I too sometimes think that, but then I think of Mary and Judy and many others. They have "live" men in the lives, but in reality they too are nothing more than just voices. My man does not lack soul or feeling. His presence may not be physical, but he provides me with the warmth and guidance I need. Yes, I know he may one day find another and that is a chance I must take, the same as I would in real life.
No doubt one day my feelings will change, but for now I say, "Do I really have to eat breakfast Sir"
Mike
Mike Hitchen 30 May 2001 (click link for full story)
34 comments:
*rolls eyes* he wears women's underwear? he likes guidance from men? he pretends to be a woman? Bloody Nora!
Is he talking about a blow up doll or something?
Any users of Lady Bay beach here should watch out. He's probably hid behind a sandcastle with his binoculars!
He can't afford a blow up doll, can he? I think they cost a bit more than $6. Although there are those vibrators in the pound shop, do maybe they do a cheap tart version downunder.
Anonymous said...
Any users of Lady Bay beach here should watch out. He's probably hid behind a sandcastle with his binoculars!
03 April 2008 18:40
Not forgetting his camera to take all his lovely pics.
hey, don't you get demeaning blow up dolls you girls... maggot says i'm a two bob street bitch with a face like a blow-up doll.
and i charge more than $6 too!
LOL jk, that means he can't afford you unless he begs more money from the grannies in the shoutbox!
Your'e a doll all right.
Bleedin gorgeous.
The only way maggot could ever get anywhere near a girl with your looks, JKH, is by putting a bag over his head and then paying her. But since he's boracic there's no chance.
He couldn't even get a gal like JKH in his dreams.
He wishes.
Anonymous said...
Any users of Lady Bay beach here should watch out. He's probably hid behind a sandcastle with his binoculars!
03 April 2008 18:40
Ohhh! tell all please.
*blush*
Lady Bay Beach is a misleading name. Its a Sydney naturist beach frequented by men!
'Blushing' such a lovely quality in a Lady.
FFS he goes to a mans nuddy beach...God i've heard it all now.
Bloody hell I have just read that again, he wears womens silky knickers OMG! OMFG!
He looks very much like Mariana in that picture. One and the same?
Don't know for a fact that he goes to Lady Bay but I would not be surprised at all if he did.
Do you think they are the same? He's a freakin freak.
I can't get my head around the fact he has female supporters. But i'm finding it even harder he has male ones.
You would think they would run a mile.
"I get out of bed and open my underwear drawer. My hand lingers a fraction too long on a pair of black lacey knickers.
"Don't even think of it, if you know what's good for you" I pick the pink ones with blue flowers instead."
MICHAEL A HITCHEN WEARS PINK WOMENS KNICKERS WITH BLUE FLOWERS ON THEM!! roflmfao - I bet the brawny australian men, his business associates and his neighbours are all going to love that.
I'm a Ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jack H is a HUGE fan of hitchen. Obsessive, I'd say, judging by the number of questions he's asked about him on Yahoo.
He actually looks quite attractive as a woman.
"Anonymous said...
He actually looks quite attractive as a woman"
.....oh hello again maggot, in touch with your feminine side tonight are you?
Have you put your lacies on this morning Hitcy
I told you he was a cross-dresser but you would not believe me.
Concerned
Well what is he then? Arthur of Martha?
Yeah! what side's he batting for?
Is he checking his prostate in this piccy.
The Guvnor
I am looking for a good quality lipstick that stays on. Probably pink - definitely not red. It seems most lipsticks either turn a different color once open, or fail to stay on. I want one that stays on and stays the same color as the display. "Endless" is no good for some reason, so that rules
that one out.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.spanking.reality.moderated/browse_thread/thread/3435764d365fe7fa/c074b13dfd1add1d?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=the+guv%27nor+power#c074b13dfd1add1d
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He then goes on to explain that it's for his mother. LMFAO. Yea rite maggot, like, we believe you, dimwit.
Not only that, but he responds to himself under one of his other aliases "SG" and posts himself off a nice lipstick. Pink, to match his lovely knickers.
PMSL
Wonder what colour panties he has on today.
YUK! perish the thought.
Its Friday, so he'll be in virgin white nylon panties with a neat little lace trim.
I wish I had not thought that.I'll have nightmares tonight.
He probably has panties with the days of the week embroidered on them. He likes to be organised.
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