20080420

Mike Hitchen: "You'd better not frown, Santa Claus is coming to take your knickers down"



"I am Santa Claus, Virginia. Think of me the same way you would a doctor or a genealogist"



Virginia managed to figure out what he meant.


Soon, Santa had Virginia across his knee and was spanking her like she had never been spanked before. She did wish he wouldn't keep saying, "Ho, Ho, Ho" though. It was a pity he didn't have his red suit on, but then again, it's not every girl who gets put across Santas knobbly knees for a good smacked bottom.



Mike Hitchen 30 November, 2002




Read the rest of this knicker-gripping bestselling novel here:


20080419

Mike Hitchen: In the bathroom I can feel him watching, though he never speaks


"I feel him, sense him, fear and respect him. I have handed over my life to him. I have given him control of my every moment and movement. Web-cams watch me everywhere I go in my apartment. In the bathroom I can feel him watching, though he never speaks."

Mike Hitchen May 30, 2001

20080418

TFA v Hitchen

And TFA researches his facts and doesn't write with hatred and vitriol
peace:)

AnnaMay Silvestro, the Warwickshire teacher and supporter of Mike Hitchen's Child at Risk campaign, gets tough with the '3 arguido's'


http://frommybigdesk.blogspot.com/2008/02/family-of-mari-luz-threatens-mccanns.html

(Primavera/Anna-May Silvestro) AnnaEsse said...
"Comment from anonymous of today's date has been deleted by me, moi, myself. Reason for deletion: I hate people who bore me, and anonymous' infantile and trivial comment nearly sent me off my chair with boredom. Home from work to that! Jeez!"

Clearly she doesn't think Hitchen is an infantile bore - just those who question her support of him.

Should Etone School supply teachers/'doctors'/herbal suppliers support hate/child at risk campaigns that are started, by someone such as Hitchen, for no other reason than jealousy?



Especially as she wrote this on youtube on a topic about child abuse, yet clearly supports Mike Hitchen who is doing exactly the same:


"annaesse (4 months ago)
I agree! Stop child abuse now! Parents you don't know who your child is talking to on the internet and neither do they. The man your daughter is chatting to may be someone older than she is, grooming her for sex and just waiting for the chance, when she is feeling vulnerable to lure her from your home. This does happen. Your 15 year-old daughter may be the one some numpty, anonymous pervert is chatting with, someone who persuades her that only he understands her."




Discuss.

20080417

Mike Hitchen had ASRA grant to research spanking

I have done quite a bit of research into this matter, I have analysed all my contacts and created socio-economic profiles, personality profiles, educational profiles and emotional and psychological profiles.

Using advanced analytical software programs, I have created various graphs and comparitive studies to compare vast amounts of relevant data. I have done this with the aid of a grant from The Australian Social Research Agency, and it has taken me over a year to complete.

Mike

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.spanking.reality/browse_thread/thread/b991af105740a34a/1c5cc7b795d203e2?hl=en&lnk=st&q=#1c5cc7b795d203e2

Mike Hitchen would take a blow up doll, a slipper, and two melons in a sack to a desert island...

You have been banished to a desert island but are allowed to take certain items with you:

5 Records
5 Books
5 Videos
5 Spanking related items.

What would you choose.

Here are mine:

Records: James Taylors Greatest Hits; Tapestry; Bat Out Of Hell; Don McLeans Greatest Hits, Soundtrack of Carmen Jones. (I would try and sneak a copy of Barry Manillows Greatest Hits to encourage me to start swimming).

Books: About A Boy; How Green Was My Valley; Animal Farm; Discworld Compendium; Brave New World

Videos: Quiet Man; Great Escape; Carmen Jones; Third Man; Blue Hawaii

Spanking Related Items: A Janus Magazine, A Roue Magazine, A Blow up flexible doll, A slipper, two mellons in a sack.

Mike


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.spanking.reality/browse_thread/thread/a1a40936a3c78ee/b07d70063a9be4ae

Nearly 30,000 page views since blog began on 28 Feb - keep up the good work!

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20080416

Ionglobaltrends get 0 votes for best blog of all time

In fact, the blog doesn't even get a vote from the person who nominated it!
Nice comment from spammypammy though.
He seems to be having more luck in these categories where he's got 34 votes in each so far
The comments can be seen here:
Nominate now to ensure Hitchen gets a proper award for his
'Child at Risk' blog in 2008

20080408

Mike Hitchen: Deal with it or tell someone who cares

"Rutgers" wrote in a message:

I observed my father's death from a botched heart valve replacement procedure. The best surgeon in the NY area performed the operation. I held his hand as I watched him fade away.

Rutgers


"The Guv'nor" wrote in a message:

Rutgers That's life. Deal with it or tell it to someone who cares. But don't look in the mirror when you do so.

Mike


Mike Hitchen 4 November 2001

20080406

Silly Cat blog

Mike Hitchen visits a teenager's blog and, for once, doesn't leave his photo
to show her how old he is.

Mike Hitchen and his award winning blog


If you want to make a difference then click here

Brother and Sister


And you know something? One day I did just that. In fact, I went a bit further..
You know how sometimes things well up inside you? Things you are bursting to say, all bottled up and when you do finally let it all out, you can't seem to stop and go further than intended? That's what happened.

However, I did get her over my knee. She was still protesting of course, but I had gone too far to stop now. Up went her skirt, and down came everything that was meant to come down in circumstances like this.
When I had finished spanking her, I helped her up. I pulled her towards me and hugged her - tightly.
"I did tell you that I would put you over my knee. You should have expected it" I said, with what I hoped was a sort of assertive tenderness.
She pulled away and looked at me.
By heck, I hadn't seen that look on her face since we were 18 and she told me. "You know, mum and dad wont be home for ages and ages".
She stroked my cheek and coyly said....."Yes I know. I am not stupid you know"
Well, I'll be buggered:)
Mike


Mike Hitchen April 7, 2004

Mike Hitchen had sexual feelings for his own brother

During this period of my life, I often asked my brother how teachers in school caned. Occassionaly, and this is the first time I have told anyone this (and that includes Jane) I asked my brother to spank me, which he did. I have never had any sexual feelings for a man, or any desire to be spanked by a man, apart from those occasions.

Mike Hitchen 19 October, 1999

Mike Hitchen: Playing with himself in the Shoutbox

Anonymous said...
rev ulc said -"I might add that I am deeply concerned about the behavioral accusations made about Hitchen"I was a member of the shoutbox several months ago. I asked MH what he was doing and he said "just playing with himself" -Not being lonely and desperate or in the mood for shoutbox sex I didn't take the bait, but I was quite taken aback by his comment.
26-Nov-2007 09:32:00

The Check's in the Male


Mike Hitchen: Saturday Night

It was unusual for Dave to spend the evening at home with his daughter, he was hoping to make the most of it. "How about a game of cards?"he asked, in a futile attempt at conversation with the uncommunicative teenager. Barely 18, Sally sullenly refused all suggestions of entertainment. She did not like being grounded - or the belt that Dave had used on her upturned bottom the night before. He could try all he wanted, nothing was going to induce Sally to co-operate with a man who had not only clipped her wings, but had put a sting in her tail as well. Now many may think that Sally was acting like a spoiled little brat, and some may even suggest another trip across the back of the sofa would be justified. However, Sally had a genuine reason to be aggrieved, for in fact she was innocent of the crime of which she had been accused.

Mike Hitchen, December 28, 1999

Mike Hitchen: To me, reality is the keyword

The role playing you suggest can be very exciting and erotic, provided it is conducted realisticaly. I am in case you did not know, a switch, and have experience of both sides of the coin. The schoolboy fantasy is one I particularly like to act out, and vice versa, playing the schoolmaster with a naughty schoolgirl.
To me, reality is the keyword. Certain words and phrases as used in real life by teachers, especially the ones I remember in the 60"s of my youth. The ritual too is important. Most of the schools I attended, caned on the hands, which in itself can be very erotic. A few schools did cane on the bottom, always clothed. The phrase invariably used was "Bend over and touch your toes" which is highly symbolic.
Props too are important. I believe plaid is the common school uniform in US, whilst in UK and Australia the uniforms are very differnt. Most of the old conservative Catholic schools here have very "submissive" looking uniforms. Navy blue tunics, white shirts and striped tie. Navy blue knickers symbolise the "quintessenal" schoolgirl, although many schools also insist on bottle green.
A very good site is
http://www.sixovthebest.com which sells school props such as Punishment Books etc. I must point out at this stage, that I do have a link to them on my site.

Mike Hitchen "The voice for Madeleine McCann", Feb 22, 2000

20080405

Mike Hitchen conning people even in 1999

Mike Hitchen" < newperspecti...@one.net.au> of New Perspectives - Small Business Solutions is a remarkable guy with amazing recuperative powers - or so it seems.

Just a couple of days after his wife, Jane, allegedly dies of cancer, a cancer that she concealed so very well from everyone including the customers of her "discipline" services, and a few days after Mike is threatening people with lawsuits which mysteriously get dropped, Mike is fine again.
In fact, Mike is so fine, that he's flirting outrageously with any woman that so much as blinks at him. He's so fine that he's engaging in flame wars all over the place. You'd hardly know that he ever had a wife, let alone one that had just died a horrible death. When my mother died, my father wasn't in much shape to be doing any of the things that Mike has been doing. He needed time to think, to be alone, to mourn.
I know that everyone reacts differently to a loss, but Mike sure has a funny way of mourning.
My sceptical side tells me that Mike either never had a wife, Jane, or that she never died. Whichever it is, Mike is having us on and appears to be one of the bigger phonies that has graced this newsgroup which has seen more than its share of phonies. Worse still, he's not even an entertaining phony and takes himself far too seriously.



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Mike Hitchen: If I remember correctly I didn't have any toe nail polish.



I have never spanked anyone on the soles of their feet, but I have been caned on my soles. It was quite an interesting experience that was heightened by the fact that it was something new, thus adding the element of "fear" or uncertainty into a disciplinary situation. If I remember correctly, I didn't have any toe nail polish. Mike

Mike Hitchen 19 October, 2001


Mike Hitchen: Dad's Chair and the Special Constable

"She may be 17 but not too old to feel the weight of my belt"

June started screaming "Report her Dad, Don't just stand there do something." Dave looked at her. "Yes my girl, I will do something. Something I should have done a long time ago." He strode over to her, and grabbed her arm. Ignoring her yelled abuse he marched her to the armchair - "Dad's" chair as the family called it, and with little effort bent her over the arm. He held her back with one hand, whilst trying to unbuckle his belt with the other. A discreet cough emerged from the Special Constable, and he heard a whooshing noise. "Maybe I can be of assistance" she offered, and handed him her police issue belt. Dave thanked her, and watched as Mary offered further assistance by pulling back June's skirt. "Drawers Mr Grace?" she asked. Dave was momentarily confused. "Drawers - up or down Mr Grace" Dave was about to say "up" when a torrent of abuse directed at both them changed his mind. "Down I think Constable, well and truly down."

The Special Constable dutifully obliged and Dave could see that Mary Atkins had been very diligent in her unofficial duty. June's bottom still bore the stamp of her authority. Undeterred, he raised his arm and bought the belt down on her upturned bottom. A loud yell, and a word Dave thought he would never hear a woman, let alone his daughter ever say. He looked at Mrs Atkins who smiled sweetly, "Don't worry, I have heard much worse Mr Grace." This startled Dave for a minute, but a cry from his daughter bought him back to the matter in hand. Again and again the belt came down, always accompanied by screaming and abuse. However defiant she tried to be though, June was starting to break.

Mike Hitchen 6 April, 2000

Big things that annoy you: Big Mumma knows: a bit of light relief


Mike Hitchen: Visible Panty Line Market Research

Am I one of the few people who find VPL (Visible Panty Line) sexy! To me it gives a pretty accurate idea of the type of panties the lady is wearing. With that bit of info, you can create not only a fairly accurate profile of the lady:) but also some realistic visualisations:)

Which leads me to the question - do panties reflect the woman?
I was thinking of standing on a street corner with a clipboard, and asking 500 women what type of panties they are wearing and what color. Then I would ask them a few questions about their sexual and private lives.

But these days, you just can't so anything like that without someone complaining. I know - I'll wear an ID badge as well with the word "Institute" somewhere on it, that would help. And to make the lady feel more comfortable, I will only ask those who are accompanied by their boyfriends or husbands.

Pity though. Using that info, I could get a good idea if "type of panties=the woman", publish a paper with my findings in "The Lancet", and become a Spanking Guru with the compulsory black suit, blue shirt and yellow tie with black spots.
Mike


Mike Hitchen 14 March, 2005

HeadKase to Headcase

"Can i ask, have you worked out why you write from a woman's perspective." headkase

"I have it figured. It's because I can design a woman to my specifications, guidelines and Quality Control Measures. I can make her do what I want, when I want, in a way that I want. Joking aside, there is a fair amount of truth in that. I like discipline/spanking to evoke certain feelings, attiudes and images in a woman. By writing from a female perspective, I am creating what I want a woman to feel. Also, I think there is a defence mechanism involved. Rather than writing as me, I write as a femail. My friends have always been femail, so in a way, I identify more with femails than to men. Oddly enough, one of my few male creations was Lord Warne, who I would hate to think bore any resemblance to me!"
Mike

20080404

Mike Hitchen gets even more lippy than usual

The Guvnor


I am looking for a good quality lipstick that stays on.


Probably pink - definitely not red.


It seems most lipsticks either turn a different color once open, or fail to stay on. I want one that stays on and stays the same color as the display.

"Endless" is no good for some reason, so that rules that one out.

20080403

Mike Hitchen abuses a 62 year old man

I once appointed someone to a position who had been doing a job 4 years. The person who lost out, had been doing a similar job for 35 years. He complained to me that he had "35 years experience". So what! It means bugger all to me.

As with many who makes such a boast, he was also stuck in the same mindset as when he started. Whenever new methods were put in place, his response was nearly always "I have been doing this job 35 years".

Eventually he came under my authority, so I gave him all the crap jobs to do and included him in the heavy lifting duites, (he was 62 and kept complaining he was ill, though wouldn't submit to an examination, and the lifting was never more than the legal 16 kilograms anyway). Eventually, for some strange reason, he decided it was time to grow tomatoes. Don't know why - he always wanted to stay till he was 65. Funny how some people change their minds for no reason :)
Mike

Mike Hitchen January 7, 2002

Mike Hitchen: A short story about mommy

On Monday the oven was used. My mother was out in the kitchen and I went out and started talking to her. Like an idiot, I forgot that the oven was on and that the top gets unbelievably hot (nothing like a hot top is what I always say). I leaned on it with my arm sort of diagonally across the corner. OWCH.

For the last few days, I have had a long narrow burn mark on my right arm. Today my mum saw it and said, "That look's nasty, looks like someones caned you on the arm. Decided to diversify have you?"
Mike


Mike Hitchen Jan 6, 2001

Poppy the Popeyed Possum


Mike Hitchen: The 'Voice for Madeleine Mccann' - pretends to be 'June' for his webcam rendezvous with a man


"Good morning. Rise and shine" I open my eyes and stretch. "
Good morning Sir, how are you today?" I ask.
"I am well thank you,, now come along get a move on." I get out of bed and open my underwear drawer. My hand lingers a fraction too long on a pair of black lacey knickers.
"Don't even think of it, if you know what's good for you" I pick the pink ones with blue flowers instead. My whole day will be monitored and controlled.
Some may think I am crazy, he is just a voice. I too sometimes think that, but then I think of Mary and Judy and many others. They have "live" men in the lives, but in reality they too are nothing more than just voices. My man does not lack soul or feeling. His presence may not be physical, but he provides me with the warmth and guidance I need. Yes, I know he may one day find another and that is a chance I must take, the same as I would in real life.
No doubt one day my feelings will change, but for now I say, "Do I really have to eat breakfast Sir"

Mike

Mike Hitchen 30 May 2001 (click link for full story)

20080326

Mike Hitchen's All Time Favourite Spanking Pics

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Oops, nearly posted this to a non topic group, that would have been interesting.
What is your favourite (my spell checker will try to alter that word to Aussie English) of all time? Has your fave remained constant over an extended period of time or does it change like a Number 1 record in the charts.
At the moment I have a new fave - courtesy of the people at APBES. It is a small black and white picture set in what I would describe as "an old farmhouse setting" complete with white stone walls.
Two girls are bent over stools, knickers down. The "father" is sitting down reading a newspaper and the "mother" pottering around with something on what looks like a kitchen range....

20080311

Bitch from the gutters of Vienna (aka momma in the attic)


Yep, I have already put plans in place to make damn sure of that. Every second of every day, I want her to know why she is left old, alone and unloved by anyone - especially her children. And when I put a plan in operation to screw someone, it always succeeds. Yes she is scared, and yes, she is ill, but I no longer care. Every time I look at her, I see the look on Mel's face at the hurt she was subjected to. Of all the evil things this bitch from the gutters of Vienna has done to her family, this was the worst. I have one brother who I have seen once since 1964 - and that was in 1967, and another who I haven't seen since 1980. By the time I was 11, she had kicked them both out - the oldest at 16. I have nephews and nieces now in their late 20s and 30s, who I have never met. My dad a former director, died a broken man looking like a refugee from Belsen or shuffling around like a down market Arthur Haynes. He was only 66. She did that. She will never ever get my forgiveness. It's payback time. Mike

20080309

Mike Hitchen: The man behind the 'Voice of Madeleine McCann': The purpose of this blog



This blog is not about Madeleine McCann. The 3Arguido's is probably the best site for discussing that issue.

It is unfortunate that, although the 3Arguido's was set up because the Mirror Forum wouldn't allow free speech, the moderators of the 3 Arguido's will also not allow free speech when it comes to discussing Mike Hitchen who calls himself the 'voice for Madeleine McCann'. They discuss the hypocrisy of the government and media involvement in the McCann case,
whilst being guilty of hypocrisy themselves - as does Mike Hitchen who will also not allow free speech on his blog.

We are allowed to discuss Hitchen's posts, providing the comments are favourable, but we are not allowed to discuss the man behind the words who claims to be the 'Voice for Madeleine' - even though the posters on the 3Arguido's are allowed to discuss every single aspect of the McCanns' private, public and sexual lives - and, indeed, anyone else who is in the news.

One of Hitchen's supporters on the 3 Arguido's is a respected poster called '
Beachy' who is an ex police officer and, presumably, was paid from tax payers money to keep children, such as Jeremy's baby, safe from predatory cyberstalkers, rather than feed their psychopathic tendencies and put them on pedestals, which merely feeds their ego's and encourages their abhorrent behaviour to escalate to criminal proportions, which is what is now happening as Mike's harassment of Jeremy includes distributing flyers around the Bradford pubs.

Mike Hitchen is protected on the 3Arguido's, despite clear evidence that he is a pervert. How else can you describe a man who publishes
sexual fantasies about children all over the internet under such names as The Guv'nor, Zippy and The Likely Lad, and even publicly publishes his hatred and revenge for his own mother?

It is shocking that this man has been exposed as a pervert, a liar, a
thief, and a vindictive and malicious man who professes to care about children whilst at the same time is campaigning to have a baby taken from his parents on the strength of a poem that was written by her father whilst he was grieving.

People on the 3Arguido's support Hitchen, and people on this blog cannot understand their way of thinking.

We do not support the McCanns and we do not, now, support Hitchen. We all found our way to Hitchen's blog initially because of the very fact that we did not support the McCann's. We left his blog when we became aware of his 'hidden agenda' which was to lure women into his Shoutbox to talk about sex and spanking and from there he stalked the majority of us and then set about to
destroy lives and then brag about it.

Mike and his supporters congregated in his shoutbox to
make jokes about Madeleine McCann and Jeremy Young's stillborn baby, Ethel, and even went so far as to research her.

Is this really how a man who claims to be the 'Voice for Madeleine McCann' should behave?

Whilst we care deeply about Madeleine, we also care deeply about the
sickening campaign to have Jeremy Young's baby taken from him. Madeleine is more than likely dead - Jeremy's new baby is not - and that is why we are here: to help stop this wicked campaign and to raise awareness of the man and his supporters who are behind this 'Child at Risk' campaign.

Mike Hitchen
has reported Jeremy Young to social services and the Child Protection Unit. The purpose of this blog is to collect evidence so that social services can see that Mike Hitchen is a deranged individual who does not deserve to be taken seriously. Indeed, he should be charged for wasting the time of the social services and police when there are children and babies who are in real and urgent need of assistance. Mike is doing this purely to be cruel and spiteful and certainly not because the much longed for Freddie is in danger from his parents.

The
stress that Mike is putting Jeremy Young and his wife through is a deliberate attempt to cause another stillbirth, which he will add to his list of achievements which include driving people to attempt suicide or have strokes or to suffer marriage breakdowns.

Either people seek justice for ALL children or they do not. I fail to see how anyone can support Hitchen,
a man who openly brags about destroying peoples' lives and actively does all he can to destroy people simply because they do not agree with everything he says.

It is disturbing that he is supported by people like
Mariana Faithful and Pamalam, who have also created blogs about Madeleine McCann.

The evidence of this man's behaviour is contained in the
Reference Library which is being collected for the police.

The Reference Library also contains evidence to disprove Hitchen's claims, even though Hitchen does not provide any evidence to support his fabrications.

This blog exists to collect evidence and to name and shame those who are involved with Mike Hitchen's 'Child at Risk' campaign, and if you support him having read the facts then that is your choice just as it is our choice not to.

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Hitchen has updated his 'Child at Risk' blog.
Mike Hitchen debate on 3Arguido's

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